Family Law Lampoon III
Jim Untershine, GZS of LB, 09-17-01
"Help us Robert Williams, your our only hope!" was the cry from the world leaders in response to the all-out search for the terrorists responsible for masterminding these recent atrocities.
"Nobody is better than we are, when it comes to rooting out terrorists" said Robert Williams of Policy Studies Inc. (PSI). "We have been practicing on deadbeats for quite sometime. Now all we need to add is an option to kill them if we find them."
When asked how PSI plans to attack this legally, Williams said "We have been working with Congress to make USC 42 666 retroactive, allowing all descendents of deadbeats to be sought for back child support. With the names of these terrorists, and a default court order in Los Angeles County, we can file for enforcement for at least 25% of their income (whatever we determine it to be, without prejudice to either party)."
When asked how this will facilitate the capture of these terrorists, Williams said, "That part is like falling off a log. The system is already in place to root out evil doers. We will be able to have the IRS freeze any bank accounts, garnish wages, suspend passports, suspend driver's licenses, arrest, persecute, and now we might be able to kill them. It is a very exciting time for us here at PSI, we are pushing the envelope in our chosen field."
When asked why Los Angeles County was chosen, Williams said, "PSI owns Los Angeles County. PSI just completed an investigation of the accounting procedures in Los Angeles County in regard to their child support agency." When asked what the outcome of the investigation was, Williams said, " You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
When asked if Los Angeles County will be rewarded for acting on behalf of the world, Williams said, "Child Support Services will collect 10% of the arrearage until it is paid off. In the mean time, 70% of the back child support reported to the federal government will be paid to the state."
When asked how much the state could possibly collect, Williams said, "We will have to talk with the federal government to see how much they can afford. We can make it anything we want. That's the beauty of default court orders."
Williams adds, "I hope this will send a clear message to all terrorists out there. If you highjack planes, murder innocent members of the flight crew, cause wholesale destruction to major cities, attack defense headquarters, slaughter innocent civilians, and attempt to start WWIII, then you will be treated the same as a deadbeat."
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Jim Untershine, 824 E Pass Rd #3, Gulfport, MS 39507, email@example.com, www.gndzerosrv.com
Jim Untershine holds a BSEE from Mississippi State University and has 13 years experience in feedback control system design. Mr. Untershine is currently using the teachings of Werner Heisenberg and Henry David Thoreau to expose Family Law in California as the exploitation of children for money and the indentured servitude of heterosexual taxpayers who dare to raise children in this country.